HELL NO. A Porsche Cayenne Pickup Truck
There are honestly some truly weird car renderings out there. Between odd race cars, to ridiculous flying concepts, and even some amphibious ones, the world is replete with terrible ideas that have somehow made their way to rendered form. However, none of those can compete with the rendering shown above.
What you see before you is obviously a Porsche Cayenne. With that said, it’s not just any Porsche Cayenne, but a pickup version of the Porsche Cayenne. Have we mentioned it’s a Porsche Cayenne? Yes, you’re eyes don’t deceive you, master rendering artist Theophilus Chin decided to take it upon himself to create something the world doesn’t need, and never asked for, a Porsche pickup.
While the idea of a Porsche pickup could be cool, grafting on a pickup bed to the already fugly looking Cayenne has to be one of the weirdest things we’ve ever seen. Seriously, what would make a person think, “you know what a Porsche Cayenne needs? A pickup variation.”
Ugh, someone show us a picture of a 918 Spyder or a classic 917 racecar. We desperately need to get this awful image out of our heads.