Mechanic Crashes Brand New McLaren 650S
The plastic steering wheel cover slipped. I was distracted from a papercut I got on the center console cover. I slipped out of the paper seat cover and hit the gas. The reflection of the sunlight on the blue protective pieces scared me.
I swerved to miss a nun.
I am trying to think of exactly what excuse the mechanic who was behind the wheel of the brand new McLaren 650S used when he told his boss that it ended up plowing through some large city signage. We have no details other than photos of the mangled car, but it appears that he came off the road at a sharp angle, and then hit the big blue sign that destroyed the front end and the windshield of the silver supercar.
With all the plastic in the car, this car likely has less than 10 miles on it. That said, if you happen to live in the Toronto area, there is likely to be a discounted 650S for sale soon. Low miles, only stuffed once.
But back to the mechanic; I thought it had a clutch and accidentally stomped the gas. A Ferrari driven by a satanic leprechaun was chasing me. You see, the turbo lagged real bad and when the power kicked in….
Make some excuses in the forum.>>
