Prediction: World's Dumbest Person Set to Buy This Model

Prediction: World’s Dumbest Person Set to Buy This Model

By Yoav Gilad - September 19, 2013

Seriously. This model, a 1/8 scale Lamborghini Aventador, which doesn’t drive or really do anything but sit there and require dusting will be sold to the world’s biggest idiot. How do we know? Because if you’re willing to spend the $7.5 MILLION required to purchase this (the same amount required to purchase roughly eighteen real Aventadors!), you my friend, are a complete moron. It’s just that simple.

Sure the car is carbon fiber, wrapped in gold and polished with unicorn tears. The interior is lined with jewels and the wheels are gold and platinum (seriously? Indecisive much?). The total materials used are reported to be valued at about $2.5 Million. But other than the steering working and the doors and trunk/hood opening it has no functionality. I don’t know, maybe you can put your GI Joe in there and make “vroom, vroom” sounds. Seriously, this is the most absurd, wealthy car-geek accoutrement ever conceived. Why? Even gold-digging hoes will roll their eyes at you if you show them this. It’s not cool, not even for being obnoxious. Just, no. [facepalm]