So You Think You’re Having a Crappy Day? Just Ask This Tesla Owner
Ah, Chicago—the Windy City, the home of deep-dish pizza, Navy Pier, and from now on, a Tesla-pooping maniac on the run.
Yes, you read that right. A man by the name of, Michael, claims that his brand-spanking-new, Tesla Model X was savagely defecated on while parked at the intersection of a shitty Chicago neighborhood.
Michael took it to Craigslist to share his stinky story, and even offer a juicy reward for whomever comes forward with information regarding the crime that he claims—ruined his third date with a conservative woman who is now traumatized. Traumatized how? Why? Is she refusing to drive, or poop, or both?
While having to clean up solid logs off your windshield with a magazine and bottled water is no fun, I can’t conceive why Michael didn’t just drive to the nearest car wash. I mean, the mess is on the outside and not the inside, right?
Considering how much Tesla owners love customized and smartass license plates, I have a great suggestion for Michael—Turdla X.
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