It’s good to be Ellen DeGeneres on a normal day. It’s especially good on a day she visits the Porsche Experience Center.

What is it that you really expect out of your SUV? Is it body-slamming performance, a plush and queenly ride, or is it whatever the kids in the back want?

How much money would you pay for a Porsche that looks like a toy car out of G.I Joe? Would you pay a few grand, a few hundred-grand, or would you pay the equivalent amount of money as a brand-spanking new Porsche Turbo S?

Rich people can be a bit bizarre sometimes, and show equally mind-puzzling behaviors. Whether it is gold-plating cars, or in this case, using an early-generation Porsche Cayenne as a waterslide, it’s just bizarre…

Say what you want about millennial, but the fact is that mischievous teenagers will always be the same regardless of the generation they’re born in. Here’s cringe-worthy proof of that.

Porsche, the German company famous for its 911 sports car, recently wrapped up its best-ever first quarter of sales – thanks primarily to the Chinese market and the Macan SUV. Go figure.

Or so can be deducted after FCA boss and chairman-extraordinaire, Sergio Marchionne made the stern remark: “You have to shoot me first”, when asked if an SUV is in Ferrari’s future vehicle portfolio.