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Old 12-04-2009 | 10:20 AM
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a good laugh Split Second Turbo Tuner

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i got a good kick outa reading this maybe you guys will too
 

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Cheaper than a Flash It has a total of 8 wires sticking out of it which makes it the master spider of tuning....since 8 times 8 is 64 i assume is has 64bit encoding to make the turbos spool up more faster for exponential power gains. As a bonus they include an improved muffler bearing and cool spring morning air for inflating tires infused with a mixture of special gases with up to 78% nitrogen for more traction.
 
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Seriously; I think I've seen this before but much cheaper. I guess it fools the MAP into thinking there's less boost than there is.
 
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5. Apply Your Split Second Stickers

The approved location is along the bottom of your rear side windows.
 
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Old 12-04-2009 | 12:58 PM
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Seriously; I think I've seen this before but much cheaper. I guess it fools the MAP into thinking there's less boost than there is.

I've seen it before too, only a bit bigger.

 
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You're showing your age, modern flux capacitors are smaller
 
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I'm kinda just curious on if any engineering or anything went into it and what they are actually doing or if it's just a placebo
 
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These have been used by quite a few people on the 135i/335i. They say it is legit, here is a dyno:

e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133881
 

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Had one of these on my 335i. They are legit, fellas. Gave about 40 whp to the 335i which they sell for about $300 if memory serves me correctly. Cheap power for the 335. I didn't even know they made one for FI'd Porsches
 
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too funny!
 
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It may sound/seem sketchy, but I used mine no problem for over a year on the 335 also. It basically ups boost a few psi and gave the 335 about 30whp for a couple hundred bills. Key factor of it that keeps people using this tune and now the similar JB+ is the fact that it can be uninstalled in literally 2 minutes with no tools needed.
 
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I have it on my 335i for about 170`000 km .
Flawless, nice power boost and easy to remove/put on .
Not very sophisticated, but it works!
 
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