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Old 09-20-2006, 08:26 PM
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The dealer tech pissed on my passenger seat . . .

I have not taken my car to a dealer for a very long time. Today, I went to the dealer to get a new battery (it’s a long story). When I returned, there was a crowd of techs, service reps and salespeople checking out my car. A couple of the techs asked for a ride and directed me to a nearby straight stretch of open road. After I opened it up a couple of times, one of the techs asked whether I had any cleaning supplies with me, as he had just pissed all over my seat. From now on, I’m going to insist that my passengers wear depends.

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Ps: Smooth as silk Todd . . . many thanks.

Ps: TB, this post is not intended as an objective discussion of performance, but rather, merely an anecdotal account of a humorous encounter.
 
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SCHWEEET. Just carry some DEPENDS in there. You have an 02 so you have a glovebox man...
 
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:29 PM
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No catch can under the seat? Come on....

 
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For real? No way
 
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:01 PM
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For real? No way
No, fortunately not for real (as far as I know) . . . the tech was speaking figuratively (although perhaps I should check my passenger seat to make sure).

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Plastic seat covers in the trunk as a "joke" would be funny as hell.

"You want a ride? Here, grab a plastic cover for your seat."
 

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Hose clamps work pretty well, but they kinda hurt.

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The hose clamp might be seen as a bit over the top- I am going to stick with the Depends!!!
 
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Craig,

Time to utilize that AX22.
 
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Originally Posted by MGoBlue
Plastic seat covers in the trunk as a "joke" would be funny as hell.

"You want a ride? Here, grab a plastic cover for your seat."
I like it!!!

Originally Posted by cgmeredithjr
Hose clamps work pretty well, but they kinda hurt.

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Ouch!!!

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Craig,

Time to utilize that AX22.
I will shortly. The nitrous goes in next week (I met with the shop this morning).

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damm , i need a ride!!!!!
 
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Any dyno sheets?
 
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I want to see some wet underwear to prove this.
 
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drill holes on the floor the p runs righr out................
 
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This could easily surpass dyno's ,AX 22 etc as a performance measurement!
 


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