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#46
01-06-2007, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JP-S-St.Louis
This is why I need a turbo the other day I got an offer from some umpa lumpa fat hog that worked at the gas station.
We have a date friday
jk
We have a date friday
jk
Bring some flour
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01-06-2007, 09:53 AM
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The one and only time a gave a (young) woman a ride
I gave one ride to a woman last summer (at a golf course) and the next time
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
#48
01-06-2007, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by WOODTSTER
I gave one ride to a woman last summer (at a golf course) and the next time
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
#50
01-06-2007, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WOODTSTER
I gave one ride to a woman last summer (at a golf course) and the next time
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
#51
01-06-2007, 04:56 PM
In 1997 I bought one of the first Boxsters in the NYC area. One Saturday, driving up Broadway in Manhattan, this model-type (tall, waif-thin blonde)flags me down. It was an unusually warm day in February and I had the top down. She asked for a ride, so I drove her about a mile up the road, circled and dropped her off where I picked her up. We made some small talk- ends up she was a model who was actually pretty popular but I don't remember who she was. I was already serious with my then-girlfriend now-wife, but it was a pleasant experience to just talk to someone in such an off the cuff fashion. It was also cool to be - THE MAN. I had an extraordinarily beautiful woman in my car and I DIDN'T want to bang her (guess it saved me some rejection).
A month before, I had a guy on Wall St. offer me $60K on the spot for the car, which had cost me $39,980. Should've taken the damm money.
A month before, I had a guy on Wall St. offer me $60K on the spot for the car, which had cost me $39,980. Should've taken the damm money.
#52
01-06-2007, 05:06 PM
Originally Posted by sechsgang
i dunno...some girls just dont seem to know what the car is but just that it looks expensive...when they ask for a ride...I give it to em..
#53
01-06-2007, 05:10 PM
Originally Posted by WOODTSTER
I gave one ride to a woman last summer (at a golf course) and the next time
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
I went there for dinner with my family (daughters included), she came up
in the shortest camoflage skirt I have ever seen and thanked me.
That took quite a while to explain/recover from.
#54
01-06-2007, 05:54 PM
Originally Posted by TraderHal
Bring some flour
Your girl is so fat that if you want to make love to her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the ____ spot.
#56
01-06-2007, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Devil
For those who don't understand this seemingly off-the-cuff remark I'll give you a hint as to how the whole line goes and you can fill in the blank:
Your girl is so fat that if you want to make love to her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the ____ spot.
Your girl is so fat that if you want to make love to her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the ____ spot.
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