Assaulted by a Porsche owner!

Officer Cartman · 2004-12-24 22:00:03

So I was getting some dinner for the wife at McDonalds the other night as I was coming back from our office party. I had a few drinks throughout the night, but nothing to worry about. I took the wife's minivan, because I didn't want the valets going nuts with the 996TT. Anyway, I see a speed yellow C4S in front of me, with plates that read GTSEMWET. He's revving in the drive-thru like a moron, and eventually drops the clutch and I'm enveloped in a cloud of smoke. I inch up, and I end up bumping him. (Turns out he wasn't moving forward, just trying to impress the 17 year old girl working the window). So he jumps out of his car like a bat out of hell, and starts yelling at me like a crazed maniac. There's no damage luckily, but he's still swearing wildly, and suddenly he reaches into my window and starts punching me in the face!! He's like, "You drunk jerk, you totalled my car!" and just keeps wailing at me. I hit the gas, and jumped the curb in the mighty Previa to get away from this maniac. I called the cops, but I was put on hold for 20 minutes, so I just gave up and went home. If anyone's in the Wilshire area, be on the lookout for this maniac, and be sure to keep your windows rolled up!