you have it backwards, GTR owners are hung like a horse because they don't care about exterior appearance.

 

It's not the size of your displacement, but how you use it ...

 

if you have a GT-R, it's electronically assisted

 

If a woman was only interested in me because of my car/watch/massive *****/whatever, I wouldn't even talk to her. I want to be loved for who I am.

 

Good stuff...

 

A mouse and an elephant are walking along when the elephant falls in a large hole. He yells for his friend the mouse for help. The mouse reassures his friend and goes off to get his corvette. He ties a rope to the back of his corvette and throws the rest of it to the elephant to hold on to. The mouse then pulls away towing the elephant out of the hole. Some time later the 2 chums are walking along when the mouse falls in a deep ditch. The mouse calls for help at which the elephant throws is pen!s down to the mouse and he craws up out of the hole on the elephants member to safety.

The moral is: If you have a big *****, you don't need a Corvette.

I have been telling that joke, filling in the car of the person in front of me for half of my life.

 

so funny...

 

Or maybe the elephant had a thing for his friend the mouse and purposely pushed the mouse into the hole.

 

dirty elephant

 

Oddly enough, my V12V does not get nearly the reaction that my old red '72 Pantera receives. I guess the outrageous looks of the Italian red exotic catches the eye more than the Aston. But considering the V12's capabilities and cost, I find it ironic.

 

I had my AMV8 Blow'n. My car is quite happy but what does that say about me?
I may need psycotherapy

 

Correction - you only have a small ***** if you buy a yellow Lamborghini or a red Ferrari

 

I thought that was for baldness AND non-functioning genitals...

This thread has become quite informative.

 

I too have an Aston and a Pantera, what are the odds of that!?

 

This much was obvious.