nice car = small penis?
#18
if you have a GT-R, it's electronically assisted
#20
Good stuff...
#21
A mouse and an elephant are walking along when the elephant falls in a large hole. He yells for his friend the mouse for help. The mouse reassures his friend and goes off to get his corvette. He ties a rope to the back of his corvette and throws the rest of it to the elephant to hold on to. The mouse then pulls away towing the elephant out of the hole. Some time later the 2 chums are walking along when the mouse falls in a deep ditch. The mouse calls for help at which the elephant throws is pen!s down to the mouse and he craws up out of the hole on the elephants member to safety.
The moral is: If you have a big *****, you don't need a Corvette.
I have been telling that joke, filling in the car of the person in front of me for half of my life.
The moral is: If you have a big *****, you don't need a Corvette.
I have been telling that joke, filling in the car of the person in front of me for half of my life.
Last edited by jaymoney; 11-16-2011 at 05:11 PM.
#25
Oddly enough, my V12V does not get nearly the reaction that my old red '72 Pantera receives. I guess the outrageous looks of the Italian red exotic catches the eye more than the Aston. But considering the V12's capabilities and cost, I find it ironic.
#28
This thread has become quite informative.
#29
I too have an Aston and a Pantera, what are the odds of that!?