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Old 11-13-2011, 06:31 PM
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nice car = small *****?

Although I really don't care, I find it interesting that so many people think that because you have a nice car, you must have a small *****!!
So I guess a bunch of you fellow Aston owners, myself included, are phallically challenged according to the rest of these big dicked Honda drivers?
 

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Old 11-15-2011, 06:42 AM
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LOL..and then the penile implant was born!! Now you can have an Aston..or even a Garage full of Aston Martin's and go from 4inch to 15inch to walk tall with!! lmao j/k
 
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Interesting...

Envy shows in many ways.
 
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If that's true then you could buy a used ford focus and the ladies will assume your hung like donkey kong
 
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If that's true then you could buy a used ford focus and the ladies will assume your hung like donkey kong
With that Focus, you can then park at the rear parking lot of the gentlemen's club among the rest of them.
 
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If that's true then you could buy a used ford focus and the ladies will assume your hung like donkey kong
Only men worry about another guys pen1s size. Women care about how many nice things you owned. While the other guy tries to figure out how big your pen1s is, you are smiling all the way to the bedroom. I honestly don't care what people say.
 
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Only men worry about another guys pen1s size. Women care about how many nice things you owned. While the other guy tries to figure out how big your pen1s is, you are smiling all the way to the bedroom. I honestly don't care what people say.
Any man who worries about another man's junk size is suspect... They're really more worried about their woman wanting to ride in your ride.
 
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Lol! Suddenly a new bred of topic is born.
 
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If someone ever said that to me, I'd just say, "I have several nice cars, and it's additive." (c)
 
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the problem is a nice car says "hey, i am better than you" and people who need to make that statement generally have a small *****, mommy issues, or other such problems... people don't understand that these cars are fun to drive and some people buy them for such a reason. and its not just men worrying about other men's penises (or is it peni?), but women think about this also. the gold diggers will dive right in after they verify he really does have money, but the rest do suspect there is something wrong with him and are turned off.
 
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Originally Posted by Ynot
Only men worry about another guys pen1s size. Women care about how many nice things you owned. While the other guy tries to figure out how big your pen1s is, you are smiling all the way to the bedroom. I honestly don't care what people say.
I guess I've been lucky. The girls I've dated don't really care how much money you make/how many nice things you own beyond a certain point. Funny as it is, most sane women seem to still personality and chemistry have a lot to do with attraction
 
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Enough about anatomy more about cars!
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I think everybody here is seriously misinterpreting this.

If you have a Viper/Corvette, you have a small *****.
If you have an Aston Martin/Porsche, it doesn't work anymore.
 
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Originally Posted by huy
the problem is a nice car says "hey, i am better than you" and people who need to make that statement generally have a small *****, mommy issues, or other such problems... people don't understand that these cars are fun to drive and some people buy them for such a reason. and its not just men worrying about other men's penises (or is it peni?), but women think about this also. the gold diggers will dive right in after they verify he really does have money, but the rest do suspect there is something wrong with him and are turned off.

See, the car is for me, I don't need it to say anything. I already know I'm better than everyone else.
 
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Originally Posted by jaspergtr
I think everybody here is seriously misinterpreting this.

If you have a Viper/Corvette, you have a small *****.
If you have an Aston Martin/Porsche, it doesn't work anymore.
...and if you have GT-R you can't find it!

 


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