From what I know of females all that matters is the thickness of the money belt. Fat, saggy, bald, old and completely physically pathetic ain't no problem mate cause like ZZ Top says "I aint' worried cause my wallet's fat"

Now we know your a solid stud-muffin so this was not for you.

 

Hmm, we got Bond's girls so am sure Ms. Finespread from the movie will do nicely

 

You're right. I put up a survey on my blog recently for that same question. Answers from about 120 respondents so far - 75% would marry a short rich guy, only 25% would marry a tall broke guy.

(This was a highly sophisticated poll befitting this important subject. Not many people would have guessed the answer)

 

One more shot at this threadjack- To be fair most males would not say fatter and older is better

UNLESS- she's a rich old bag buying her studs(us) Bentleys and Buggattis

 

I'll bring the thread back on track ...

A few years ago I was walking along Rodeo Drive and stepped out onto a crossing. As I looked at the car that stopped for me, I saw an extraordinary-looking 100 yr-old woman behind the wheel of some classic Continental convertible. However, she may have been 80 - couldn't tell because they all look so young in LA

And sitting next to her was a young guy in his twenties. It was then I realized life had passed me by

BTW, my poll's getting up to 500 respondents, and the percentage is still the same... 75% of women would marry us short and rich guys!

 

Yes back on track. I was in the car with my wife's nephew and joked we should blow out of hear a head on to Miami Beach for some fun in the sun of course he agreed. I looked over at him thought we would be taken for a couple of gays. Me the rich older man with my little sugar ***.

In an Azure it would not even be questionable.

 

i recall a British show doing something along those lines not too long ago. They dressed a man a bit below normal and women would not 'give him the time of day' so to speak. Same guy, now a bit polished up and by a nice car. You guessed it; the ladies were very interested in him.

Then again Ferrari owners often get attention from young boys, so if someone is actually into such things (like Dr.D )....

On the other hand, the Bentley brings about the best in gracefully understated elegant ladies. Having had the Italian and the British...

Bentley FTW

 

Flash Tramps Waiting?
For Those Wishing?
Flat Tire Wear?

Sigh. I can never figure out these acronyms. Only just learnt BTW after 15 years on the interweb.

 

Cool, np

 

Fine, but you're still not telling me!

For The Wornout?
French Toast Withoutbutter?

What is it!

I know np stands for nincompoop, but at a loss for FTW

 

FTW?? I'm at a loss also. Ken it looks like Steven is some sort of internet James Bond and we are more in the vein of Austin Powers.

My dental assistant says the letters are reversed and she is aquatinted with the acronym WTF as a vulgar expression.. You have seen that one right?

 

For The Women

 

Oh, I always though it meant Watch The Film

Thanks Steven, never guessed. One more set of letters I can wipe from my short term memory!