I'm surprised its lasted this long. :-)

 

why are you guys surprised this thread last this long? i dont get it.

and im a psychologist btw.

 

Spider Monkey Breeding franchaise...I got in on the ground floor with some other members. Sky rocketing ever since.

 

You will notice most the non serious answers are from people who really don't participate in the Cayenne sub forum.
In most offtopic forums this type of thread ends up with answers that are mostly jokes. I do it too....

For example the 16 year old's who go on Lambopower or Fchat and say...
Hi, I'm 16 and I always wanted a Lamborghini. What do you guys do so I can do the same thing and make lots of money and buy a Lamborghini.

That is why.

 

Hmm ok now I understand. Although if a 16 year old asked me that I would probably tell him, lol. If not for the reason that 9 years ago when i was 16, I definitely got good advice, and I couldnt have ever dreamed Id go through a jag xkr, bmw m3, benz sl, porsche cayenne, and soon (hopefully) a porsche 997 all before i was 25! hard work pays off, and i would tell any 16 year old that.

but then i am the psychologist and more prone to do things like that! but you have a valid point!

 

distribute products throughout a couple different industries.

No car yet though, haha .. just a kid myself

Congrats to anyone who's able to purchase a Porsche... only one in my budget is a 944

 

One of the usual replies someone usually posts is that they breed spider monkeys. (seriously, about the post not the breeding itself)

I just graduated law school, studying for the bar, forgot to metion it earlier.

 

I am a retailer for the Spider Monkeys and I buy from Saintv90 who happens to be a member on this board. Small world ain't it? Thanks for the great specials you have been running SAINT!! Only a few this time didn't make it - what is your DOA return policy?

I am running a SIMIAN of the Month Special. Please PM me if you have any questions.

 

Hey Alpine...glad to see you here! I'm happy to hear only a couple didn't make it. Our expectation is to loose half of the shipment. Hence the insurance on each shipment. I'll ship another couple out to you asap. To be honest it's a miracle any of them survive. We stuff those monkeys pretty tight in those crates. But don't worry...we'll get some fresh ones out to you soon!

 

Please PM me I am interested in a monkey






















haahhaha

 

Global I will only sell it to you under the condition that you don't Spank your Monkey

 

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and the only reason why this would get out of control is we let it. just be mature and we may have one proper thread

 

Cannoli maker ...

 

i though many of you were in drug business lol

 

I AM in the drug business. Seriously.