Not commenting on the dick-like statement but on the fact that the Pirelli scorpions are fantastic in snow and ice. I put them on my GTS and they were amazing during this worst winter we have had in years. In horrible conditions, the abs barely activated and traction control barely ever kicked in ... meanwhile, our X5 with all seasons was horrible in comparison!

 

Have you had any luck find an all season tire for your GTS? I've got Pirelli P One on mine and have been told they're the worst tire for the GTS.