Speeding in Indiana
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10-31-2008 | 10:47 AM
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Speeding in Indiana
1) Good:
A Greenwood , IN policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post on I-65 in Indiana . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Indiana State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He replied ' Indiana State Troopers don't have *****.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
A Greenwood , IN policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post on I-65 in Indiana . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Indiana State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He replied ' Indiana State Troopers don't have *****.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
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11-02-2008 | 08:47 PM
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I like this one:
An older lady is flying down the road and gets pulled over. The officer comes up to her window and asks for registration, license and ins. She responds...I have a suspended license and I just stole this car...in fact the guy I stole it from is dead in the trunk. The officer quickly radios for back-up....When back-up arrives a second officer approaches the lady....She asks if there is a problem. The second officer says, well I understand you are driving with a suspended license, you stole the car and you have a body in the trunk. She responds in shock....well that is ridiculous. Here is my license and registration, my trunk is empty....I suppose the other officer said I was speeding too....
An older lady is flying down the road and gets pulled over. The officer comes up to her window and asks for registration, license and ins. She responds...I have a suspended license and I just stole this car...in fact the guy I stole it from is dead in the trunk. The officer quickly radios for back-up....When back-up arrives a second officer approaches the lady....She asks if there is a problem. The second officer says, well I understand you are driving with a suspended license, you stole the car and you have a body in the trunk. She responds in shock....well that is ridiculous. Here is my license and registration, my trunk is empty....I suppose the other officer said I was speeding too....
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