Best wife/gf quotes about your Lamborghini?
#62
06-21-2012, 10:17 AM
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#64
06-21-2012, 02:28 PM
I don't own a Lamborghini, but this is the conversation my wife and I had when I bought the GT3:
me: I am buying this
her: you have been bugging me about this for years
me: it's been my dream car since I was 10. I've loved the 911 longer than I've loved you
her: so this is your holy grail?
me: yes
her: if you buy this, I won't have to hear about cars ever again?
me: yes
her: youre sure?
me: yes
within a month of signing the papers I was looking at used Gallardos
I love my Porsche but I don't think I'll ever stop
me: I am buying this
her: you have been bugging me about this for years
me: it's been my dream car since I was 10. I've loved the 911 longer than I've loved you
her: so this is your holy grail?
me: yes
her: if you buy this, I won't have to hear about cars ever again?
me: yes
her: youre sure?
me: yes
within a month of signing the papers I was looking at used Gallardos
I love my Porsche but I don't think I'll ever stop
#66
06-21-2012, 06:03 PM
I don't own a Lamborghini, but this is the conversation my wife and I had when I bought the GT3:
me: I am buying this
her: you have been bugging me about this for years
me: it's been my dream car since I was 10. I've loved the 911 longer than I've loved you
her: so this is your holy grail?
me: yes
her: if you buy this, I won't have to hear about cars ever again?
me: yes
her: youre sure?
me: yes
within a month of signing the papers I was looking at used Gallardos
I love my Porsche but I don't think I'll ever stop
me: I am buying this
her: you have been bugging me about this for years
me: it's been my dream car since I was 10. I've loved the 911 longer than I've loved you
her: so this is your holy grail?
me: yes
her: if you buy this, I won't have to hear about cars ever again?
me: yes
her: youre sure?
me: yes
within a month of signing the papers I was looking at used Gallardos
I love my Porsche but I don't think I'll ever stop
#67
06-21-2012, 06:42 PM
mine went something like this:
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
#68
06-22-2012, 11:10 AM
mine went something like this:
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
#69
06-22-2012, 02:08 PM
mine went something like this:
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
October 31, 2011
me: (open door, walk upstairs, giggle)
wife: what did you do?
me: look out the window
wife: you better ****ing have not
me: it's ok, just look!
wife: you better be ****ing kidding
(goes to window)
me: the great pumpkin has arrived!
wife: (spying the orange lambo in driveway) oh hell no, uh uh. take it back. domt even ****ing talk to me.
me: it was a great deal!
(scene)
it's better now.
#70
06-22-2012, 11:17 PM
you obviously haven't driven a Ford Gt at 200-225. There is no car as stable at that speed. It will redefine stable for you.
#73
06-23-2012, 12:39 PM
Then just hand her the keys to the Girllardo.
She would probably give them back after the first drive because of the rough ride.
She would probably give them back after the first drive because of the rough ride.
#75
06-25-2012, 05:10 AM
Loving it. How is Brenda enjoying looking at the Girllardo sitting in the garage?