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#18
I'll add to yours Zen...
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A living example of artificial intelligence.
About as bright as a black hole.
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
About as sharp as jello.
As sharp as a marble.
Grease spot on the driveway of life.
Knitting with only one needle.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Studies hard for blood tests.
About as smart as live bait.
All sail and no boat.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his *******.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
His Slinky's kinked.
Strong, like a Bear...Smart, like a Tractor. Not the brightest color...in the crayon box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A living example of artificial intelligence.
About as bright as a black hole.
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
About as sharp as jello.
As sharp as a marble.
Grease spot on the driveway of life.
Knitting with only one needle.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Studies hard for blood tests.
About as smart as live bait.
All sail and no boat.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his *******.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
His Slinky's kinked.
Strong, like a Bear...Smart, like a Tractor. Not the brightest color...in the crayon box.