Yeah if you wear anything that is clean and white he will most likely attempt to urinate on you haha. He's got the wife twice but I'm too quick. I'd bring him in my DD but then I'd have to wash it.

 

I thought that little bugger wears a diaper? Oh, I get it...he'd think we're his diaper.

 

I can't explain it. Its like he's a ninja haha

 

As long as he doesn't have anything sharp at hand then I'd be cool with that. I have quick reflexes too you know.

 

You can buy the Optima red tops at Costco as well.
The shape might differ slightly from your stock battery, but there are some really simple mounting solutions if this is the case.

 

On a serious note, I've been wondering about whether it'd be really worth it to swap out the OEM batteries for lighter types from Optima for example. Especially when it comes to cars where it's weight is rear-bias such as 997s for instance. The last thing I'd want to do is to add MORE weight to the rear.